I can't believe the City of London. I just don't get it. HOW COULD THEY?! How could they vote for someone as clueless with the general public of London as Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson? Have they not seen in him in Have I got News for You?! We did not laugh WITH him when he was on there, we laughed AT HIM during his popularity on that show. It makes me cringe inside just thinking about how we as the general public have CHOSEN him to represent us. What does it say? That we're a city of buffoons? For surely leaders are figureheads and representatives of the population that have elected them. And I haven't even gotten onto his policies.

I'm furious with Londoners. You disappoint me greatly.

I had Ken as my first choice and Paddick from the Lib Dems as my second. I could trust them to be shrewd at the very least. Now we're stuck with this colossal mistake and a gaffe waiting to happen.

Bah.